Song Peeves sings repeatedly in the corridors after Harry is
found next to the Petrified Justin Finch-Fletchely and Nearly Headless Nick is now...
Anthem of the 70s Rock Music Lovers
"Oh culture, you vulture, oh, why is this so funny,
You're killing our music, just 'cause it gets you lots of
money--"
The writer later boycotts the selling of rap music CDs, calling her
actions the Innocence-Preservation Movement...
Song Ginny wrote as her Valentine to Harry has been magically
transfigured into...
An Ode From A Random Stalker
His eyes are an inch and sixteenth in diameter,
His hair is colored Black #00c0f,
I will force him to be mine, he'll say I'm divine,
Because my parents say he can't to any better
