To: Harry
From: Mafalda Hopkirk
Dear Mr. Potter,
We have recieved intelligence that a Hover Charm was
used at your place of residence this evenong at twelve minutes past nine.
As you know, underage wizards are not permitted to perform
spells outside schoo, and further spellwork on your part may lead to expulsion from said school (Decree for the Reasonable
Restriction of Underage Sorcery, 1875, Paragraph C).
We would also ask you to remember that any magical activity
that risks notice by members of the non-magical community (Muggles) is a serious offense under section 13 of the International
Confederation of Warlocks' Statue of Secrecy.
Enjoy your holidays!
Yours sincerely,
Mafalda Hopkirk
IMPROPER USE OF MAGIC OFFICE
Ministry of Magic
To: Ron (and Harry, if he's there)
From: Hermione
Dear Ron, and Harry if you're there,
I hope everything went all right and that harry is okay
and that you didn't do anything illegal to get him out, because that would get Harry into trouble, too. I've been really worried
and if harry is all right, will you please let me know at once, but perhaps it would be better if you used a different owl,
because I think another delivery might finish your one off.
I'm very busy with schoolwork, of course
and we're going to London next Wednesday to buy my new books. Why don't we meet in Diagon Alley?
Let me know what's happening as soon as
you can. Love from Hermione.
To: Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington
From: Sir Patrick Delaney-Podmore
We can only accept huntsman whose heads have parted company with their
bodies. You will sppreciate that it would be impossible otherwise for members to participate on hunt activities such as Horseback
Head-Juggling and Head Polo. it is with the greatest regret, therefore, that I must inform you that you do not fulfill our
requirements. With very best wishes, Sir Patrick Delaney-Podmore
To: Argus Filch
From: Kwikspell
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